There it was. The enemy fleet. Big and barbarous looking, easily out matching the stalwart crew of the tiny CFV Mercy. The distress beacon would take hours to reach the fleet, and by then, all we could hope was that we’d lasted long enough to keep the damnable reivers where the warships could get ‘em.
I prayed to Oola Ta’ang, the Death Goddess of my homelands, the pattering sound of my chant echoing into the silence of the bridge.
Captain Song, our brave leader, opened a channel to all hands, two directions, yet was the only voice to be heard. “Attention, Crew of the Commonwealth Fleet Vessel Mercy, and refugees from Proxima Five. We are being engaged by Filliate T’xyg’s Pirate Fleet. The distress beacon will take two point five micro cycles to reach assistance. I fully expect my crew to serve in the manner they always have, faithfully and with their full hearts. The line is open if you wish to voice options for proceeding.”
It began quietly. I’d learn later it began in engineering, with pipes and wrenches used as percussion instruments. Two dull thuds, one sharp clap, over and over, a rolling battle-call echoed through the Mercy’s halls. Captain Song smiled. “So that’s how it is. Open signal to Flagship Mandible, and for the Gods sake, don’t fail me now.”
The Flagship took the call, Filliate may be a dirty bit of no-good scum, but he understood tradition and last words. Instead of a plea for clemency while we made out our last communiques, he received Captain Song, living up to her name.
“Buddy you're a boy, makin’ big noise, playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day.”
“What is the meaning of this!” demanded the unbeaten pirate leader.
“You got mud on yo' face, you big disgrace,” sang the Captain. “Kickin' your can all over the place, singing...”
And the sounds of the open channel to the rest of the ship swelled up like a tidal wave of force.
“We will, we will rock you. We will, we will rock you.”
“Buddy you're a young man hard man, shouting in the street gonna take on the world someday,” Captain Song took up again in the sudden quieting of voices after, the beat being kept strong through the stamps and claps of the human bridge crew. “But you got blood on yo' face, you big disgrace, wavin' your banner all over the place. And..”
“We will, we will rock you.”
“Sing it!” Captain Song commanded, and I joined my human companions, their foolish battle challenge stirring a primal call in my ichor, the thrum of wings long since vestigial in my kind, yet remembered in the instinct to swarm.
“We will, we will... rock you.”
“I WILL HAVE YOUR HEADS!” Filliate screamed, unhinged and somewhat less terrifying as I looked to my Captain, cool, collected, and singing.
“Buddy you're an old man poor man, pleadin' with your eyes gonna take you some peace someday. You got mud on your face, and big disgrace. Somebody betta put you back into your place.”
“We will, we will... rock you.”
“Sing it!” Captain Song shouted, and signalled the weapons master.
“We will, we will... rock you.”
And the grav cannons fired.
“Everybody!” Captain Song demanded.
“We will, we will... rock you.”
And the landing guidance lasers snapped on.
“We will, we will... rock you.”
And the engineering crew helped the sanitation team jettison the five ton compacted waste substrate that would ordinarily be given to a mid-space station to build foundations, along the landing guidance lines instead of a shuttle. Ten times the mass usually pushed, at the same speed, it rocketed towards the Mandible, a speeding disk of deadly garbage.
“We will... we will, rock you.”
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