Murder Salad

Thursday, May 14th, 2020 10:11 pm
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 This is my oft requested recipe for Murder Salad.  To clarify, this is a salad made INSTEAD of Murder, not WITH Murder.  

This is what I call an algorithm recipe, which means it involves math, but it's very flexible for people who can't have certain foods. You can use any of the following ingredients and leave out the ones you dislike or react badly to, although places where OR is used indicate it is preferable not to use both.  One cup is a serving, but this recipe is not recommended for less than 3 people.

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 In my search for filling and reduced carb meals (hello insulin resistance, my old nemesis, we meet again) I have stumbled on a fantastic recipe for guacamole that has protein but basically no carbs other than what you dip in it, which if you like raw veggies, can be basically none!

The following recipe is for one person who needs a hearty snack, since I only cook in two settings, alone time and feeding an army.  For army-sized portions, I'd say scale up with the avocados, but be aware not everyone will eat an entire avocado of dip, and maybe leave off one or two.

What you'll need:

1 avocado (ripe is best, but this recipe is forgiving in both directions)
14 ounces of mild cheddar or other preferred cheese (except Velveeta, it soups up and gets nasty)
1 lime
Salt and Pepper OR preferred spices
Sour Cream (optional)
Salsa (optional)


A sharp knife
A citrus juicer (optional)
A spoon for mixing
A microwave safe bowl

A microwave

Directions:

Cut the avocado in half, and remove the pit.  I like to do that by carefully stabbing the edge of the pit by the flesh of the fruit and prying up, but some prefer to whack a wide bladed knife into the pit like a kung-fo move, and pry from there.  It's up to you.  Once the pit is gone, cut the avocado, still in the skin, into half inch chunks.  You'll do that by dragging the knife in parallel lines through the flesh, scraping but trying not to pierce the skin, then again at a perpendicular angle.  Once you have the cuts made, turn the halved avocado cut side down over your bowl and turn the skin inside out, keeping your fingers at the edge and pushing with your thumbs.  This method gets you the most avocado for your effort, I find, although those of you who have more 'cado-cutting experience may use other methods.  YMMV.

Now, cut the lime in half LONG WAYS.  Yes, I know this feels weird, it's worth it.  Juice one half over the avocado chunks.  I like to use a citrus juicer when I'm squeezing a lime cut long ways, but some people hate the oblong-over-circle feel, and prefer to juice with the spoon.  Whatever works for you.  Ideally, what you'll get is half a lime worth of juice on the chunked avocado, and a halved lime ready to be cut into wedges.  Do that later, though, while the microwave is going.

Next, cheese!  I used cubed cheese, and haven't experimented with shredded yet, but I think both would work.  Regardless, you want your cheese mixed in with your guac-to-be, so not in one solid chunk.  The spoon comes in handy here.  You don't want to over-mash the avocado, but you do want the cheese tossed in, like mixing up a fruit salad, gently fold, don't mash.  Sprinkle in the salt and pepper you want while you mix, but really, really go easy on the salt.  My first go got oversalted because I failed to account for the salt of the cheese.  Next time I'll be leaving salt out entirely and trying a dash of chili powder and paprika.

Pop the whole shebang, minus spoon, into the microwave for about a minute or two.  Microwaves can really vary, so this is a feel-it-out thing.  I'd say stand near it while you wedge the lime half, and listen for pops of hot cheese.  Pull it before any cheese at the edges crisps up, and give it a good stir to be sure the temperature is mostly even. 

You can then garnish with the limes, sour cream, salsa, maybe more cheese if you're inclined to up the protein count.  Dip whatever you like in it, even a spoon!

Happy Eating!

Hearty Peasant Diet

Tuesday, May 29th, 2018 03:04 pm
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 So I've been struggling with an unacceptably disordered relationship with food lately, and the therapeutic dietitian I see has me looking at the basic building blocks of food, so that I can realign to the reality that food is fuel.  That means eating some protein, carbs, and fat at each meal, and figuring out ways to get the servings I need without panicking over society's scare tactics about trace this or refined that.  Mostly my resulting meals have been simple to the level of rustic, and I'm actually discovering I do much better purposely eating like a very well off Medieval peasant, or one of the burgeoning middle class of Chaucer's time.  All of these recipes are vetted as good for you by the material given me by my therapist, and all of them are tasty as vetted by me.


SHEPARD'S NIBBLES

This is the dish I make for snacking and breakfast (I hate breakfast, I'm not awake enough to enjoy food, so it becomes rote hand-to-mouth and that's not fun.)  I serve it in a wooden bowl, but a muslin napkin turned bindle works for transporting it to wherever you need a handy snack.  It's hard to over eat this, so have fun and feel free to snackify it!

Ingredients:
Two of any of this list:
1/6 of a 12oz summer sausage (aiming for 4oz if you have to divide a larger stick)
7 pre-cut cheddar cheese cubes 
1 hard boiled egg

One of any of this list:
7 dried apricots
1 sliced apple
1 slice good whole wheat bread

Directions:
Cut sausage or egg (if desired) into chunks.  Put all ingredients into wooden bowl or cloth.  Pretend that you are a hardworking but thankful peasant who is saving just enough money with your successful tax scam to afford such fine foods.  Pairs well with juices, milk, or ice cold water.

GOODIE WEBB'S PROTEIN PARRIDGE

Oatmeal is hearty, filling, and comforting. This oatmeal is also packed with protein and reminds me of days working at a historical reenactment site meant to evoke 1850's Missouri.  It's one of the only ones that's brand specific, but all the ingredients can be bought at your local HyVee.

Ingredients:
1 pouch Better Oats brand 10g Protein oatmeal
1 cup Fair Life Milk
3 tablespoons honey roasted peanuts (or preferred legume)
1 tablespoon butter
Cinnamon and honey sparingly

Directions:
Tear open oat pouch and dump contents into a largish microwave safe bowl (you can also use the stove directions, but I'm not that dedicated to the historical aspects of this diet).  Fill to wavy line with milk (you will have some left over if you premeasure your milk.  The bag has the right measurements, but if you want to use a cup it's 2/3 cup) and empty into the bowl, stirring.  Add nuts and let sit a few minutes, then place in microwave for 2 minutes, 15 seconds.  Remove carefully, it's going to be hot and the milk may have frothed up.  Stir again, add butter, the remaining milk, and the cinnamon or honey you desire.  Eat sitting by the window thinking of this year's harvest and the extra socks the hunters will need for the winter.  Pairs well with hot mint tea.

"AT LEAST WE'RE NOT BRITISH" POTATOES AND SAUSAGE IN HERB BUTTER

This one is a bit more intensive in cooking, but it's lovely and filling and touches a place in my rebel Scots soul.  I've just started making it after a fantastic find at an Aldis (one pound of beautiful one bite potatoes in three colors for under $2) and I quite like it.  The sausage I use is actually Morningstar Farms vegetarian sausage links, but any sausage you prefer will work.

Ingredients:
1 handful mini potatoes
4 links of breakfast sausage
1 tablespoon butter
1 tablespoon minced garlic
Italian herb mix (or preferred herb mix)

Directions:
Put potatoes in a small pot, cover with water, and set to boil.  In a pan, cook sausage till done.  Once the potatoes are easily pierced with a fork (Do Not overcook, the starches break down fast, you'll need to poke fairly often to ensure they don't go mushy) drain them and put them in a bowl.  Remove sausage from pan and place over potatoes.  Add butter and garlic to sausage pan, stir until melted.  Pour butter mix over the sausages and potatoes, then sprinkle herb mix over top.  Salt may be added, but it's not necessary.  Black pepper might be, depending on personal preference.  Eat hunched over grumbling about your boss and the filthy rich and fantasizing about joining that band down in Sherwood.  Pairs well with ciders and ginger beers.

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