Lucky Cricket / Xìngyùn bǎn qiú
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“Welcome to Saviors Anonymous!” the group’s leader said. She was a bright girl, literally beaming with golden light.
“That’s not the name of the group,” added an older man, his face half covered in ropey scars. “Bridget is just perky and trying to make it seem less bad for the rest of us.”
“Okay,” Stan said, taking a seat in one of the mis-matched armchairs. “I’m not sure what I should be doing here, so if there’s like… a process or something….”
“No, you’re clear,” said a woman in her mid twenties. Her hair was chopped rough and short and her clothes were pretty much just armored motorcycle leathers. “Most of us are pretty anarchistic, seeing as we stood up to fascists and dictators and that sort of thing.”
“Cormal is lawful good,” added a slender boy. “But he’s also from a far distant past with ravening hordes threatening everything with unending chaos and bloodshed.”
“How’s he in the support group if he’s from the past?” Stan asked. By this point everyone had sat down.
“How’d you get here?” Bridget asked.
“Um, someone handed me a brochure on the subway and I don’t know, I thought I’d give it a try. I mean, I’ve been holding everything else together for so long, I have to take some time to hold me together too, right?”
“Yeah, but like, subway or bus or walking? What’s the address?”
“Bridget, that’s mean,” the man said. “Hazel, tell her it’s mean.”
“It’s mean,” Hazel, the woman in the leathers, agreed. “Don’t overthink it. This is a safe place to let go a bit, and we keep it that way. How isn’t as important as why. As in, ‘why are you here?’”
“Um, well, I’m Stan and I have to save the world,” Stan said. “Um, there’s a prophesy.”
“Bingo!” yelped the boy. “I have a bingo, Mark.”
“You know better than to interrupt Pix,” Mark said, his scowl twisting the scars on his cheek. “Sorry about them. Let’s do introductions first. I’m Mark, Undying Knight. I was cursed to wander the world for eternity, fighting evil, until I give in and marry the Witch of the Tower. Unfortunately for her, I’m not interested in marrying anybody.”
“Oh yikes,” Stan said, imagining his life stretching on into forever, always as frustrating and dangerous and painful. Mark shrugged.
“You get used to it. That’s Bridget Brightsoul.”
“My mom was the goddess of everything good,” Bridget said. “My dad was a minor god of petty evil. It’s not as bad as it sounds and the propaganda about it was way out of proportion. I don’t have NEARLY the tragic backstory everyone expects. I just have to continually focus on good thoughts or my mom dies. No big.”
“She’s still in denial,” Hazel said. “I’m Hazel McLeary, daywalker. Some asshole tried to make me into a vampire but it didn’t take. Now I work with a handsome but secretive detective to solve supernatural crimes in a city that’s almost always beset by some form of conspiracy of vampires or witches or fairies or some shit. I get like two a year.”
“Yeah, speaking of fairies,” Pix said. “I’m Pix. I was a human who was taken as consort to the Fae Queen of Summer, but um… yeah. She didn’t react well when I tried to get her to not do genocide. So I had to kill her. Now I’m on the run from the Hunt, but I can’t get any nutrition from human food and my body is significantly different than factory standards.”
“Holy crap, are you all right?” Stan said. “I’m not sure I should be here, this is way worse than my life.”
Hazel whacked his arm with a paperback novel. “No scar-comparing. We’ve all gotten used to our own situations, but sharing them sometimes helps us realize where we’ve come from. Now, you said a prophecy?”
“Yeah, I’m supposed to kill the Dark Lord,” Stan said. Bridget handed a bingo sheet to Mark. “I’m an orphan, or I thought I was, but maybe my Dad is the Dark Lord… it’s confusing and I keep having nightmares.”
“Welcome to the club,” Hazel said. “Literally. We’ve been there, you can open up about it.”
“I just wish everyone would stop acting like I have the answers. I didn’t graduate high school, for Pete’s sake! Only because the school sank into an alternate dimension, but still!” Stan sighed. “Some crusty old wizard saying I would fix everything doesn’t in fact make me qualified and it would be real fucking nice if everyone else took a shot at doing something too, rather than expecting me to just fix it for them.”
Pix snorted. “Yeah, other people can be totally useless. Do you at least have a plucky sidekick?”
“Eh, she’s caught in a love triangle at the moment, I don’t want to bother her.”
“Bring her with you next time,” Bridget said. “She could be one of us too.”
Mark’s phone buzzed. “We’re about to lose the hall guys, the next group is scheduled in five.”
“Who is it this time?” Hazel asked.
“Villain Recovery,” Mark said. Hazel winced. “Yeah, they need the space, poor sots. Next time, let’s do potluck, sound good?”
“Bring me Grizelda’s baking, and I will love you forever,” Pix said. “She may have cursed you but she’s a damn good cook and I can actually digest her food.”
“Wait, I thought you said you weren’t going to marry her?” Stan asked as they got up.
“I’m not, but after this many years she’s a good friend. Now we need to clear out so she can host her group. Later guys!”
The land ages and matures
The crops ripen and ready
The air hints at the winter to come
We celebrate the year
We celebrate the harvest
We prepare for what comes next
We recall the dead
We cut the sheaves
We cook the food we gather
We know it will not last forever
We bring the Gods home
We shower them with love
We hope that they stay with us
The harvest is for celebration
The harvest is for hope
The harvest is for preparing to survive
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Cinnamon is for luck,
For money, protection, and love.
Ginger is for love,
For drawing in money and luck.
Nutmeg is for money
For love and safe travels.
Cloves draw in prosperity
And keep the illness out
Vanilla is for love and lust
For healing, and for luck
Pumpkins growing like harvest moons
Are love and luck and
To keep you safe as the veils thin.
Sugar sweetens the disposition
It brings peace and love
To a course that ne’r did run smooth
There is magic in a kitchen
That brings joy and comfort
There is power in knowing
Who you are within yourself
Both of these are present
In that flavor most maligned
The humble Pumpkin Spice.
Attention Staff:
You’ll no doubt be excited to learn that the new location we mentioned at the all-hands meeting last week is in… DOOM TOWER! Yes, that’s right, we got the exclusive coffee shop position in the city’s very own Heart of Evil. The League of Villainy will be an exciting new market for our gourmet offerings. That being said, of course the new location will be staffed entirely by volunteers, and you’ll have to sign a safety waiver. However, the pay is suitably increased to cover the greater than usual potential risk of kidnapping, science experimentation, demonic encounters, or other workplace hazards.
Please respond to Mindy in HR if you want to apply for the new location.
Attention Staff:
It has come to our attention that some of the baristas at the DOOM TOWER location have been using their proximity to the city’s more prestigious super-villains to ‘audition’. While we understand that full-time minion benefits are competitive, we must remind you that this is not an At Will employment state, and you will be required to provide two weeks notice if you switch careers.
Attention Staff:
The shop will be closed for repairs today, due to collateral damage in the arrest of Dr. Faustus. If you wish to sign a get well card for his Head Lieutenant, who is currently out with a broken everything, please speak to Mindy in HR.
Attention Staff:
It is unprofessional behavior to gloat about customers naming you “favorite minion” or proposing to make you a consort on taking over the world. As an additional note, please re-read the Employee Handbook section on interoffice relationships.
Attention Staff:
The new seasonal flavor line (Radioactive Raspberry, Forbidden Passion Fruit, and Meyer Lemon) will be arriving on the 13th. Prepare for a rush accordingly. Product training will be conducted in an undisclosed third-party location the weekend before.
Attention Staff:
The Marvelous Mad Dog has been placed on the Do Not Serve list. Please report any attempt he makes to order at our facility to DOOM TOWER security. Yes, we know he’s adorable and you want to tell him he’s a good boy, but he always orders a large mocha and he’s had to be sent to Medical five times in the past two weeks. Not only is this deeply upsetting to everyone on duty, but we can’t afford a lawsuit or animal endangerment charges.
Attention Staff:
Specialty syrups are to be used in accordance with company manuals in approved recipes only. Any further attempts to re-enact the Chemical Madness of Lord Pontifex using company material will be met with disciplinary action. Even if the tips were as high as reported, it will NOT be worth it.
Eight stitches
Eight stitches single crochet
Eight stitches of soft loops
Double crochet four chains
Loops on loops full and soft
Eight double crochet
Four chains and four spaces
In the chain spaces
The open gaps waiting for finger wiggles
Ten half double crochet
Instructions chain like crochet stitches
Nine front post half double crochet
Around the double crochet
Continue around like this
Eight half double stitches times ten
Eight front post half double times nine
First half double pulled tight
Hiding an invisible join
Eight stitches of soft loops
Eight stitches single crochet
Eight stitches
Bloom
Welcome to Writing Under Glass
Inspired by ysabetwordsmith and the Poetry Fishbowl, I thought I'd try my own hand at "stories under glass". I'm recruiting prompts from a WIDE range of places, all to be read and answered in some form over the course of Monday Sept. 7, since I'm not at work that day.
How's it work?
Leave me a prompt! If you're familiar with my style or settings already, feel free to get specific. If you're new to my work, feel free to be as abstract as you like, understanding I may be abstract right back.
Then, I write. It'll be a mix of poetry, short fiction, demifiction, epistolary fiction, and whatever else works for the ideas I get. I'll hit at least one prompt from each prompter, then double back and do second prompts from anyone who donated money to either my personal fund or my Extra Life fundraiser for KU Medical Center Pediatrics.
How do we unlock the work? Is it free or crowdfunded?
This round will be less monetized. Donations are ALWAYS accepted and appreciated (again, to me or to help sick kids, I'm not picky), but to get a piece unlocked and posted, just spread the word. One linkback equals one FREE piece to be posted here out of your prompts. If more than one of your prompts is used, I'll ask you which of the two you want posted. At the end of the day, anything not unlocked will be priced out and put up as a Break the Glass Sale, to free up the rest of the Writing Under Glass.
Is this a solo project or can I join in?
Well, the point is to reduce the solitary nature of writing (and expose more people to how writing works, since I'll also be doing a twitch.tv stream of my process). So even just by throwing prompts at me you're joining in. But I have had a number of Friendly Neighborhood Spiderwriters offer to bolster/back up my writing if needed, so I figure I'll address that question. Here's my parameters for that: firstly, prompts posted are free game if another creative wants to try their take on it; secondly, if you get inspired, you can pop a link to your page of choice into the comments, where you can get people interested in your work; lastly, anyone is welcome in my corner of the Internet if they can manage to obey Wheaton's Law, so in general you can do as you do.
Overall Rules of the Writing Under Glass Forum:
Obey Wheaton's Law (Don't Be A Dick)
If you see someone breaking Rule 1, tell me and I will handle it. Being a dick back doesn't fix it and I'll nix any parties being dicks.
Don't eat the food or drink the wine
Disregard Rule 3 it was leftover from hosting things in Faerie
No whining about which prompts get done or demanding more writing
Try not to derail the event with links to your own stuff. I don't mind sharing space but if 70% of the thread is page links to other writers, we're not getting the prompts we need.
Nifty Links:
My paypal (for donations to the author or purchasing a piece)
My Extra Life Page (for donations to help sick kids)
My twitch link (for watching the stream)
The days are growing short, the nights are growing cold, and everyone seeks the warmth and light of the family fire. The merchants put out their shiniest goods, the churches open their doors to let music and welcome spill out to reach the masses, and people return to the simple joys of good food and giving. These are the days of Winterfaire, and fair they be indeed.
So it seems ysabetwordsmith is hosting another Winterfaire Market, a lovely online bazaar of creative goods for sale by their makers in this season of many gift giving holidays. I'll have a booth there as well, but I figured why not open my own cyber-pasture to the vendors of Winterfaire? If you'd like to set up a booth here, either instead of ysabet's or in addition to it (the cyber-pastures are tesseracted, there are lots of places with shared borders to set up on) simply comment below with a description of your goods, a price range, and a way for customers to catch your ear so you can do business. Links to etsy or deviantart or such are more than welcome.
Wander through the markets, looking at goods for sale, and if you can't find that perfect something, ask the shop-keep about it! Shoppers are welcome to reply to this post as well, asking for assistance creating that special something for your special someones.
The stars are out, there's a nip in the air, and streamers of bright colors flutter in the crisp breeze. Lights are shining in windows, the scent of pine and cinnamon combine to advertise the celebration of rebirth and renewal. Someone is singing around the corner, and a merchant offers you a sample of cider or cocoa. His neighbor holds up a shining treasure for your approval... it's Winterfest time again.
Extra Life is a fundraising and gaming marathon supporting Children's Miracle Network Hospitals. I'm joining thousands of gamers, dedicating a day to play games and raise funds from friends like you. So, like a 5k, except without the running. Oh, and we're all volunteers, so 100% of the donations go to my local children's hospital, KU Med Pediatrics, with no overhead.
Game day falls on daylight savings, so our all day game marathon will be 25 hours. I'm asking for one dollar an hour I spend non stop gaming. I'll be posting throughout the day with funny anecdotes, #Sh*tGamersSay, and proof of life photos to show I really am doing this crazy thing. If you want to support me ahead of time, here's a LINK where you can donate. If you'd prefer to donate during the event, it'll be on November 2nd. If you want to join the crazy, let me know in my inbox and I'll get you signed up.
Remember, it's all #ForTheKids!
So I’m redoing a Robecca Steam Monster High doll. Her character is pretty fun already, she was built at the end of the 19th century by Hexiciah Steam, a renowned mad scientist. She’s a feminist, a professional stuntwoman, and a champion of the Monster High roller derby equivalent sport. That said, the doll I happen to be in possession of isn’t in the best shape.
Are there any other doll fans in the audience? What are your favorite dolls to work with, or what styles do you look at when considering a purchase? I need more friends in this hobby, so come on by!
20 Judgement | 4 The Emperor | 3 The Empress | 21 The World |
12 The Hanged Man | 0 The Fool | 17 The Star | 1 The Magician |
5 The Hierophant | 9 The Hermit | 8 Strength | 5 The Devil |
11 Justice | 6 The Lovers | 14 Temperance | 19 The Sun |
Once Upon A Time, when such things happen, in a magical land that had seen stranger things, a girl was born without a heart. The girl with no heart was not born to a cursed royal couple, but to simple craftspeople in a moderately sized village. Her mother was greensmith who worked copper and fixed pots, and her father made and mended clocks. Once, in his youth, the clockmaker had done a kindness for a fairy, and so she came to them with warning of what would happen when his wife gave birth. Distraught at the idea they might lose their child, they made for her a clockwork heart. The clockmaker drafted the plan, and his wife made all the parts, and together they assembled a gleaming copper heart to save their daughter. She was born screaming, pink and perfect, and they named her Corretta. Thanks to hard work and a little bit of friendly magic, her clockwork heart worked.
Sort of.
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